Wanda the fish | Questions & Answers

Q:    What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?
A:    A doberman.

Q:    Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
A:    The cats keep trying to bury them.

Q:    What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
    lawyer in the road?
A:    There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q:    Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and
    New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
A:    God gave New Jersey first choice.

Q:    What is the difference between a duck?
A:    One leg is both the same.

Q:    What is the difference between Texas and yogurt?
A:    Yogurt has culture.

Q:    What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A:    Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.

Q:    What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota?
A:    Open other end.

Q:    What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a
    lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A:    A failure.

Q:    Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A:    You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit
    gets all the credit.
   
Q:    What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?
A:    Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!