HUGGENSTITZ

Q:    What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer? A:    A doberman. Q:    Why don't lawyers go to the beach? A:    The cats keep trying to bury them. Q:    What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead     lawyer in the road? A:    There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q:    Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and     New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps? A:    God gave New Jersey first choice. Q:    What is the difference between a duck? A:    One leg is both the same. Q:    What is the difference between Texas and yogurt? A:    Yogurt has culture. Q:    What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night? A:    Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog. Q:    What does it...

Q:    How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? A:    One. Q:    How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:    Two.  One to assure everyone that everything possible is being     done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.     Q:    How many college football players does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:    Only one, but he gets three credits for it. Q:    How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb? A:    None.  The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself. Q:    How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:    None.  The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out     of the way.    Q:    How many Californians does it take to scre...